Dear Lil' Mama (that's what I call you),
Your Mom left you with me for a couple of hours today. I enjoyed our "bonding" that we don't get to do very often because I got no boobs. However, I was proud of you killin' that half bottle of breast milk. I had no clue that as soon as you killed the last drop and started cryin' like a hyena that meant you were still hungry. I really truly thought you just missed your Mama. Anyway, yo Mama came back and all is good.
PS: I'm lovin' them ears, they startn' to look like mine =)